Thursday, April 15, 2010'♥
Today, my best friend, my boyfriend, and I were watching a movie. The movie got boring and the lights were out, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I went into my room and found my best friend and my boyfriend asleep naked in MY bed. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was pregnant. I'm 16. While my mom looked shocked, my dad started to chuckle. When I asked why, he said, "It's funny that someone would want to sleep with you." FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
Today, I had sex for the first time. The guy was so "ungifted", I'm technically still a virgin. FML
I'll look up on it more for sharing purposes. LOL!
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